WELCOME TO FRANK’S · EST. 1948
Bad Decisions.
Well Told.
Pull up a stool. Meet the regulars, read the latest disasters, and wear the evidence.
FRESH FROM THE TAB
The Latest Disaster
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The Shititude Shot
The Shititude The perfume entered Frank’s before she did. A painfully polished socialite swept through the door, claimed a barstool, and dropped an expensive designer purse onto the counter as though it required its…
FRANK’S WEEKLY DRINK SPECIAL
The Shititude Shot
A house pour reserved for anyone whose attitude arrives before their manners.
TOTAL:
REGRET
THE PEOPLE YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT
Meet the Regulars
They came for one drink. Frank stopped counting years ago.
THE PROPRIETOR
Frank Brennan
Third-generation owner. Patience: expired.
RESIDENT PHILOSOPHER
Mickey Malloy
Hard knocks, low stools, and occasional accidental wisdom.
OPPORTUNITY SEEKER
Vinny Vale
Self-declared ladies’ man. Reality remains unconvinced.
DOOR POLICY
Jimmy “Fisticuffs” McStout
Five-foot-five of leverage and terrible news.
TERRITORY MANAGER
Kathlyn “Kat” Brennan
Quick hands, quicker mouth, no tolerance for nonsense.
WEAR THE EVIDENCE
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FRANK’S BAR · ESTABLISHED 1948
Three Generations. One Unpaid Tab.
Frank Brennan III inherited the keys, the regulars, and several problems his grandfather swore were only staying for one drink.
The walls have survived neighborhood feuds, questionable romances, generational bar tabs, and more bad advice than the city licensing board would care to know about.
NEW STORIES · DRINK SPECIALS · MERCH DROPS
Get Called Before Last Call.
One dispatch a week. No lectures. Frank has enough of those.