Privacy Policy

Last updated: September 2, 2026

Frank keeps a tab—not a dossier.

Last Call Society respects your privacy and only collects the information reasonably needed to operate this website, fulfill orders, answer questions, prevent fraud, and keep the occasional bad decision from being delivered to the wrong address.

This Privacy Policy explains what information we collect, why we collect it, who may receive it, and what choices you have.

In this policy, “Last Call Society,” “we,” “us,” and “our” refer to the owner and operator of lastcallsociety.lol.

Information We Collect

The information we collect depends on how you use the site.

Information You Give Us

You may provide information when you:

• Place an order
• Create a customer account
• Subscribe to emails
• Contact customer support
• Submit a return or damage claim
• Leave a comment or product review
• Participate in a promotion, survey, or giveaway

This information may include:

• Your name
• Email address
• Telephone number
• Billing address
• Shipping address
• Account username and password
• Products ordered
• Order notes
• Customer-service messages
• Photographs submitted with a damage or refund claim
• Comments, reviews, or other content you choose to post

Please do not send sensitive personal information that we have not specifically requested.

Order and Payment Information

When you place an order, WooCommerce records information needed to complete and manage the transaction, including:

• Products purchased
• Order date and status
• Name and contact information
• Billing and shipping addresses
• Shipping method
• Payment method
• Transaction or payment confirmation
• Refund and customer-service history

Payments are processed through [INSERT PAYMENT PROCESSOR—such as WooPayments, Stripe, PayPal, or Square].

We generally do not receive or store your complete credit-card number or card security code. That information is provided directly to the payment processor. Depending on the payment method, our website may retain a transaction identifier, payment token, card type, expiration date, or the last four digits of the card so that you and we can identify the payment.

The payment processor handles your information under its own privacy policy and security practices.

Printful and Order Fulfillment

Our merchandise is produced and shipped by Printful, a print-on-demand fulfillment provider.

When you order merchandise, we share the information Printful reasonably needs to manufacture and deliver it. This may include:

• Your name
• Email address
• Telephone number
• Shipping address
• Product, size, color, and design information
• Order number
• Shipping method
• Information needed to resolve a delivery or product-quality problem

Printful acts as a service provider when fulfilling Last Call Society orders. It may use manufacturing, logistics, hosting, security, and delivery partners to complete that work.

Printful does not receive your information from us so it can market unrelated products directly to you.

Because Printful operates internationally, your order information may be processed in countries other than the country where you live.

Information Collected Automatically

When you visit the site, our website, hosting provider, security tools, and approved service providers may automatically collect:

• Internet Protocol address
• Browser and device type
• Operating system
• Referring website
• Pages viewed
• Date and time of visits
• Approximate location derived from your IP address
• Cart and checkout activity
• Login attempts
• Error and security logs
• Cookie and similar technology identifiers

We use this information to operate the site, understand how visitors use it, troubleshoot problems, protect customer accounts, detect fraud, and improve performance.

We do not need to know the name of your first pet, your third-grade teacher, or what happened after happy hour.

How We Use Your Information

We may use personal information to:

• Process, manufacture, ship, and deliver orders
• Collect and confirm payments
• Send order, shipping, and account notifications
• Provide customer service
• Handle damaged-product, refund, or replacement claims
• Maintain customer accounts
• Calculate taxes and shipping
• Detect fraud, abuse, and security threats
• Enforce our policies and agreements
• Maintain financial, tax, and business records
• Improve the website, products, and customer experience
• Send marketing emails when you have subscribed or when otherwise permitted by law
• Comply with legal obligations
• Establish, exercise, or defend legal claims

Where applicable law requires a legal basis for processing, we rely on one or more of the following:

• Performance of a contract, such as completing your order
• Compliance with legal obligations
• Our legitimate business interests
• Your consent

You may withdraw consent where processing is based on consent, although doing so does not invalidate processing that occurred before the withdrawal.

Who May Receive Your Information

We do not sell your personal information for money.

We may share information with service providers that help us operate the website and fulfill our responsibilities, including:

• Printful and its manufacturing and logistics partners
• Our website-hosting and security providers
• WooCommerce and necessary store extensions
• Payment processors
• Shipping carriers
• Email-delivery and newsletter services
• Fraud-prevention providers
• Analytics providers
• Customer-support and contact-form services
• Professional advisers, such as accountants, attorneys, or insurers

Our current newsletter provider is [INSERT NEWSLETTER PROVIDER OR “NOT CURRENTLY USED”].

Our current analytics or advertising tools are [INSERT ANALYTICS TOOLS—such as Google Analytics—or “NONE CURRENTLY USED”].

These providers receive only the information reasonably necessary to perform their services and process it under their own agreements and privacy policies.

We may also disclose information when reasonably necessary to:

• Comply with a law, subpoena, court order, or lawful government request
• Investigate fraud or security incidents
• Protect our legal rights
• Protect the safety of customers, visitors, or others
• Enforce our Terms and store policies
• Complete a merger, sale, reorganization, or transfer of the business

If ownership of Last Call Society changes, relevant customer and business records may be transferred as part of that transaction, subject to applicable law.

Cookies—the Digital Kind

Our website uses cookies and similar technologies.

Some cookies are necessary for the website and store to function. They may remember:

• What you placed in your cart
• Whether you are logged in
• Your checkout session
• Your account preferences
• Your cookie choices
• Information needed for security and fraud prevention

Other cookies may help us measure website traffic, understand which stories and products are popular, or evaluate promotional campaigns.

Where required, optional analytics or advertising cookies will be used only after obtaining the appropriate consent.

You can control cookies through your browser settings. Blocking necessary cookies may prevent certain features—such as the cart, account login, or checkout—from working correctly.

If a cookie-consent banner appears on the site, you may also use it to manage available choices.

Emails and the Society List

If you subscribe to Last Call Society emails, we may use your name, email address, subscription status, and email engagement information to send:

• New Barstool Stories
• Weekly Drink Specials
• Character introductions
• Merchandise releases
• Store announcements
• Occasional promotions

You may unsubscribe from promotional emails at any time by using the unsubscribe link included in the message or contacting us.

Unsubscribing from marketing does not stop necessary transactional messages concerning orders, payments, shipping, account security, refunds, or policy changes.

Frank may stop offering advice. Your order confirmation will still arrive.

Customer Accounts

If you create an account, we store the information connected with it so you can:

• Review orders
• Manage addresses
• Update account details
• Track available downloads or purchases
• Use saved payment methods when supported

You are responsible for keeping your password confidential. Please use a strong password and sign out when using a shared device.

Comments and Product Reviews

If comments or product reviews are enabled, we may collect:

• The information entered into the comment or review form
• Your IP address
• Browser information
• Submission date and time
• Information used for spam detection

Approved comments or reviews may be visible publicly along with the name you choose to display.

If Gravatar is enabled, an anonymized version of your email address may be provided to the Gravatar service to determine whether you have a profile image. Gravatar’s handling of that information is governed by its own privacy policy.

Do not publish personal information in a public comment or review unless you want other visitors to see it.

Embedded Content and Outside Links

Stories and pages may include embedded content or links from services such as Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, or other websites.

Embedded content may behave as though you visited the third-party website directly. Those services may collect information, use cookies, or track your interaction according to their own privacy policies.

Last Call Society is not responsible for the privacy practices or content of websites we do not control.

How Long We Keep Information

We retain personal information only for as long as reasonably necessary for the purpose it was collected, including:

• Processing and supporting orders
• Maintaining customer accounts
• Fulfilling warranty, refund, and return obligations
• Complying with tax, accounting, and legal requirements
• Preventing fraud and abuse
• Resolving disputes
• Enforcing agreements

Order and transaction records may be retained after an account is closed when required for tax, financial, legal, or fraud-prevention purposes.

Marketing information is kept until you unsubscribe or ask us to delete it, subject to any limited record necessary to honor the unsubscribe request.

Comments and reviews may remain on the site unless removed by us or unless applicable law requires deletion.

When information is no longer reasonably needed, we may delete, anonymize, or securely dispose of it.

Your Privacy Rights

Depending on where you live and which laws apply, you may have the right to:

• Request access to personal information we hold about you
• Request correction of inaccurate information
• Request deletion of eligible information
• Request a portable copy of your information
• Restrict or object to certain processing
• Withdraw consent
• Opt out of promotional communications
• Appeal a decision concerning a privacy request
• File a complaint with an appropriate privacy authority

Some information cannot be deleted immediately when we must keep it for legal, tax, accounting, security, fraud-prevention, or contractual reasons.

We will not unlawfully discriminate against you for exercising an applicable privacy right.

To submit a request, email [INSERT PRIVACY OR CUSTOMER-SERVICE EMAIL] with the subject line Privacy Request.

We may need to verify your identity before fulfilling a request. If someone submits a request on your behalf, we may also require proof that the person is authorized to represent you.

California and Other U.S. State Privacy Rights

Residents of California and other states with comprehensive privacy laws may have additional rights concerning access, correction, deletion, portability, and certain disclosures or uses of their personal information.

Last Call Society does not knowingly sell personal information for money.

If our use of advertising or analytics technology is considered “selling,” “sharing,” or targeted advertising under an applicable law, eligible visitors may have the right to opt out. Any required opt-out method will be provided through the site’s privacy controls or by contacting us.

International Visitors

If you visit or purchase from a country outside the United States, your information may be transferred to and processed in the United States and in other countries where our service providers, fulfillment facilities, or shipping partners operate.

Privacy and data-protection laws may differ between countries. Where required, reasonable safeguards will be used for international transfers.

Children’s Privacy

Last Call Society is not directed to children under 13, and we do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13.

If you believe a child has provided personal information through the site, please contact us so we can review and delete it where required.

The jokes may be immature. The customer should not be.

Information Security

We use reasonable administrative, technical, and organizational safeguards intended to protect personal information.

These may include secure connections, access controls, software updates, payment tokenization, security monitoring, and limiting access to people and providers who need the information.

No website, database, or transmission method is completely secure. We cannot promise absolute security, but we will take reasonable steps to protect the information entrusted to us.

Changes to This Policy

We may update this Privacy Policy when our website, providers, business practices, or legal obligations change.

The revised policy will be posted on this page with a new “Last updated” date. Material changes may also be announced through the website or email when appropriate.

Continued use of the site after an updated policy becomes effective means the new policy applies to subsequent activity, subject to applicable law.

Contact Us

Questions, concerns, or privacy requests may be sent to:

Last Call Society
Email: [INSERT PRIVACY OR CUSTOMER-SERVICE EMAIL]
Website: https://www.lastcallsociety.lol
Mailing address: [INSERT BUSINESS MAILING ADDRESS IF YOU WANT OR ARE REQUIRED TO PUBLISH ONE]

We will review legitimate privacy requests and respond within the time required by applicable law.

Frank doesn’t gossip.

Neither do we.